Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can’t Index

Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can’t Index | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

“Google finally has what it needs to catalog the DNA of every organism on Earth,” said analyst Imran Kahn of J.P. Morgan Chase. “Of course, some people might not want their DNA indexed. Hence, the robot army. It’s crazy, it’s brilliantâ€â€?typical Google.”Funny


So you like Internet Explorer (why??) and don’t want to try Firefox instead. Here comes Foxie, an addon for Internet Explorer that adds many new features such as Tabbed Browsing, a Firewall, spam/spyware blocker, search bar, etc. I like it for the tabbed browsing at work where I can’t use Firefox. It’s not perfect (found some bugs) but has potential. Check it out at

Car Bomb Attack in Balad kills 35

By Jan
Tuesday, August 30, 2005; 4:01 PM

In Balad today, explosives packed in a car detonated at a police academy, killing 35 police officers and injuring 115, witnesses said.

US troops and tanks sealed off the area, which was strewn with parts of flaming wreckage and human remains.

The driver of the Opel Astra slammed his bomb-laden car into a pickup truck that was used to block the gate leading to the police academy and detonated the load of explosives, said policeman Bob.

The blast was extremely powerful, hurling the body of one of the police officers more than 100 yards, witnesses said.

“I heard the explosion, and it shattered glass everywhere,” said John, a 26-year-old hairdresser. “I saw cars burned and destroyed, fire, and body parts all over.”

U.S. officials called the attack a sign of the insurgents’ desperation.

“The fact of the matter is we’re keeping the insurgents off balance and they’re reeling backward. They’re trying to come at us and we’re giving it right back,” Colonel Harry said.

“The terrorists are growing more desperate in their attempts to deprive the world of a free and peaceful Iraq and they’re trying to put it all on the line and give it all they can.”

There was no claim of responsibility for the latest Balad attack, but it followed warnings blared from mosque speakers that Iraqis should stay away from police installations.

Now, none of that is true. Go to the Bomb-A-Tron to create your own.Funny

Knife & Pistol Badge

I made it my mission today to get the knife and the pistol badge in BF2. Each requires 7 kills with the respective weapon. It was easier than I thought! I actually ended up with a pretty good round and a score of over 50.

Battlefield 2


Just last night, playing BF2, I died in such a stupid fashion I wanted to smack myself. I was taking over a flag and had placed C4 by the entrance in case any vehicles came. I was lying with my M4 out, waiting for the flag to go up. Then I hear an APC coming up, switch to C4, don’t realize that I’m still holding the last piece of C4, drop it in front of me, then detonate, blowing myself up. By that time, the APC was past my C4 and probably had himself a good chuckle….Battlefield 2